No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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