Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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