I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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