he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
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