Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
BRING THE BAGELS
Drake has all the answers
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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