She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Swine flu. Run for my life!
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
The uberlube is also flammable
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I think pants incapable of making pants work
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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