I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
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