So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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