Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
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