So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Randomize
