ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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