its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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