That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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