What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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