someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
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