HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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