just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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