I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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