just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Someone signed my nipple.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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