I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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