I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
You are a genius and a whore.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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