David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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