The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
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