I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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