dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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