break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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