Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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