I molested 6 butterflies tonight
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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