it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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