she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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