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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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