ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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