But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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