Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
