My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
just found out that she named her cat after me.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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