I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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