just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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