Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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