I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
apparently the secret to your success is patron
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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