dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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