We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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