Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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