I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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