he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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