I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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