This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
dude. I can hear the air.
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