I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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