Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
Randomize
