pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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