UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
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