do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
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