I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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