YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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